Travel in swimmy air

Come Let‘s Travel -WOW! Tara Byahe Tayo

1, (in boarding the plane, MM of empty elder sister greets a visitor in machine doorway, a handsome GG comes on... )

MM of empty elder sister: "Welcome you to board the plane, what are you excuse me? " 　 handsome GG: "I am maiden, you! " 　 empty elder sister (one face is bashful shape) : "True, very artful Oh, I also am maiden a Ye... " the passenger that queues up at the back of 　 listens to faint entirely.

2, (board the plane end, broadcast rings... ) 　

Empty elder sister: "Ladies, gentlemen, the welcome takes this second scheduled flight, ask everybody to sit on track, fasten good safety belt, the plane should take off immediately... " 　 passenger is frightened dizzy... 　

3, (the plane is in takeoff condition in, plangent reputation is very big, a of empty elder sister and B of empty elder sister sit in first class storehouse prattle... )

A of empty elder sister: "Look, the pectoral wool dew of that passenger came out, ah breathe out ～ " B of 　 empty elder sister: "Inaudible, what do you say? " A of 　 empty elder sister was forced to repeat aloud again, as a result B of empty elder sister still shakes his head signal is inaudible. At this moment, that passenger walked over, collect says to the side of ear of B of empty elder sister: "Young lady, she says my pectoral wool dew came out! " 　

4, (empty elder sister sends beverage in... )

"Madam, hello! What should drink excuse me? " 　 middleaged countrywoman feels embarrassed the ground says: "Do not drink, do not drink. " then empty sister says 　 in a low voice: "Free oh... " 　 daughter peasants woman: "Ah? Free ah! I want juice of a cup of orange, juice of a cup of coco, a cup of cider, even... " 　 says, this female countrywoman thinks, take out a plastic bottle to say from the bag again: "Nod soya-bean milk to be inside to my fill again! I should drink plane ticket come back. " 　 empty elder sister is dizzy...

5, (empty elder sister brace continues to send beverage in... )

Empty elder sister: "Gentleman are you to drink orange juice to still drink cider? " 　 passenger: "Does the orange juice here have malic taste? " 　 empty elder sister continues dizzy medium...

6, (empty elder sister helps seat up to send beverage in... )

Empty elder sister: "Hello, what what can help you to have excuse me? Passenger: "Can you want a cup of water? " 　 empty elder sister: "OK of course, mineral water? " 　 passenger: "Is there fruit juice? " 　 empty elder sister: "Have, do orange juice and peach juice need excuse me which kind of? " 　 passenger: "Is there coke? " 　 empty elder sister: "Have, does need add ice? " 　 passenger: "That gives me one coffee! " 　 empty elder sister: @ ％ @^&× ...

7, (hand of MM of empty elder sister takes two coffee to answer cabin... )

At this moment, a passenger is pointing to empty elder sister asks outside the window: "Young lady, what lake is this? " MM of 　 empty elder sister replies: "Coffeepot. " 　 passenger is dizzy in... 　

8, (babble, called a bell to ring... )

Passenger: "Young lady, fingernail is cut? " 　 empty elder sister: "You become me is small dingdong ah... " 　

9, (engine room collective is not had in language, the airlines is flying smoothly, at this moment, the voice with cheerful pilot was transmitted in broadcast... )

"Ladies, gentlemen, I am your pilot, welcome everybody to multiply make this second flight number, what I want to tell everybody is... 　 　 ... ah! Day! ! " 　 pilot word said an in part, gave out the cry in fear of KB suddenly, later, there is sound again in broadcast. At this moment, all passengers frighten a word bad, connect what empty elder sister also fears to be at a loss, not even a crow or sparrow can be heard inside engine room... it is good that 　 passed a little while, broadcast transmitted the sound of pilot eventually: "Ladies, gentlemen, I am sorry really, allow authority be frighted. Produced minor accident, a moment ago steward arrives to me coffee when, scatter coffee not carefully on my shirt, do not believe you to look, drenched! " 　 at this moment, the noise in engine room removes what a passenger is in a towering rag to blame sound: "The shirt became wet what to calculate, you will see my crotch! " 　 pilot is dizzy medium...

10, (imperceptible, the time that offer food arrived again, MM of air elder sister begins to send food... )

Empty elder sister: "Gentleman, we have chicken rice and cruelly oppress rice, which kinds do you eat excuse me? " 　 passenger: "Chop! " 　 empty elder sister: "Gentleman, we have chicken rice, cruelly oppress rice only, which kinds do you choose excuse me? " 　 passenger: "Chop! " 　 empty elder sister (after silent moment) : "We have gallinaceous chop and piscine chop, which kinds do you eat? Which kinds do you eat??

11, (empty elder sister continues to send a meal in... ) 　

Empty elder sister: "Which kinds do cruelly oppress rice and pork rice want excuse me? " 　 passenger: "We want a pig twice, he wants a fish! He wants a fish!!

12, (air elder sister continues dizzy in sending a meal... )

Empty elder sister: "Do excuse me you like ox and fish which kinds? " 　 passenger: "Good, I want ‘ ox and ‘ . " 　 empty elder sister: "It is an ox, with the fish. " 　 passenger: "Oh! Then I want ‘ with the fish ‘ . " 　

13, (have dinner ends, empty elder sister begins to receive food dish... ) the eat that a passenger is pointing to 　 to eat neatly dish (Xie Dou did not remain even root course) complain: "Young lady, your eat is fed too poor, it is a dog simply feed! " 　 empty elder sister is not had in language...

14, (most passenger is given on eat dish collection of facilitating air elder sister, a passenger that relies on a window is apathetic, MM of empty elder sister stretchs his hand to be not worn quite, then... ) 　 empty elder sister: "Gentleman, bother you eat dish give? " that passenger answers 　 proudly: "You are a clerk, or am I a clerk? " 　 empty elder sister replies very courteously: "Yes, gentleman! I am a clerk, but I am not gibbon! But I am not gibbon!!

15, (the airlines flies in the air face Beijing, in preparing to descend... )

Before plane be born, empty elder sister should do good autograph to seal the job, but firm autograph is sealed,be over to a passenger wants coke to empty elder sister. Empty elder sister: "I am sorry, we ‘ seal ‘ " . Passenger anger answers: "As to! I am about a coke, are you mad? " 　 empty elder sister: ...

16, (the plane still is gliding in, the passenger has stood up take baggage, for safety, empty elder sister took broadcast again... )

Originally, MM of empty elder sister should say: "Ladies, gentlemen, our plane still is gliding, ask you to had sat, shut the rack of upper part of the top of head. " result, she one anxious broadcast became: "Ladies, gentlemen, our plane slips so that still go... " 　 at that time, "Babble ～ " inside word engine rang again, the sound of pilot transmits inside: "Whose boast I? " 　 empty elder sister breaks down medium...

17, (the plane stops, wanting to drive regular bus to go in heart of MM of empty elder sister east straight door Kendeji and male friendly appointment, then broadcast transmits sweet reminder... ) 　 　 " ladies, gentlemen, our plane has arrived at capital Beijing east straight Mencken heart radical field... good-bye ～ " 　 passenger became mad...