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Explode laugh, the Tang Dynasty 4 people of monk travel by air fun!
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The Tang Dynasty 4 people of monk travel by air, the aircraft accident in road, but parachute has 3 only.
Then, the Tang Dynasty the monk said, everybody comes answering question, answer not to come out jump down.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Realize empty, a few suns does the air have?
Realize empty: .
The Tang Dynasty monk: Good, give you.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Sanded monk, a few moons does the air have?
Sanded monk: .
The Tang Dynasty monk: Good, also give you.
Aside 8 give up are very happy, so simple question.
The Tang Dynasty monk: 8 give up, a few tiny spot does the air have?
. . . .
8 give up jumped.
Did not pass how long, they 4 people travel again by air. Crash again in road, parachute still has 3 only.
They continue to answer a question again. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Tang Dynasty monk: Realize empty, when does People‘s Republic of China hold water?
Realize empty: 1949.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Good. Give you.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Sanded monk, war of liberation, dead how many person?
Sanded monk: 2.5 million person.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Good, also give you.
The Tang Dynasty monk: 8 give up, what is the name of that 2.5 million person?
... 8 drop were forced to jump again.
Pass again before long, they 4 people travel again by air. Crash again in road, parachute has 3 as before.
They can continue to answer a question only.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Realize empty, shop now net inn is numberless as the sand, how to do?
Realize empty: Of the save labour when using a province guide buy a website to help us look for good shop good merchandise.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Good. Give you.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Sanded monk, is which website using to be what everybody serves so?
Sanded monk: High-quality goods shopping street, the most complete, what has.
The Tang Dynasty monk: Good, also give you.
The Tang Dynasty monk: 8 give up, how many does the commodity above high-quality goods shopping street have?
8 give up: . . . . . .
The Tang Dynasty the monk sees no less than going to this eventually, sigh: Hey, this booby, do not know even this, high-quality goods shopping street, only everybody is cleaned out on the net east Oriental, the function is powerful, handpick commodity of become reconciled of inn of on the net that clean out treasure thousands of imperial crown, amount, it is incomputable much, very much, quite complete. Let you shop more relaxed and quick, still had merchandise classified be clear at a glance!
... 8 drop were forced to jump again.
The 4th, they 4 people travel again by air, reason has an accident again in road.
At that time, respecting of 8 give up: Master, you need not ask, myself jumps.
Jump with respect to jump next.
The Tang Dynasty the monk joins a hand: Amitabha, this parachute has 4...
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Mom: "Do you calculate is calculating this problem to must be counted a few? "Do you calculate is calculating this problem to must be counted a few??
Son: "5. "5..
Mom: "Really clever, so fast with respect to numerate. To you 5 yuan of moneys buy ice-cream. To you 5 yuan of moneys buy ice-cream..
Son: "Mom, you go out to get number together again is the problem of 100! I also am met. I also am met..
The priest is in inculcate numerous follower of a religion: "The person ought to have self-restraint, do not get angry, do not curse, not indignant. Did you see this fly that falls on my nose now? If a short-tempered person, he is enraged early bad. But I also do not get angry, I just pray in the heart: ‘ fly, you fly away, god blesses you. ‘ "
Here, the priest cries suddenly: "Ouch! Be fond of me dead! See fuck ghost, it is a bee so! It is a bee so!!
The bishop hears of the is hauled very likely to be set beforehand by journalistic circles trap after new York, take care all the more so. On the airport, the reporter meets to ask: "Do you think a nightclub? " the bishop wants to raise this question, laughing at rhetorical question: "Does new York have a night club? "Does new York have a night club??
The following day in the morning, the interviews news this headline that newspaper publishs is: The bishop steps down the first problem after the plane: Does new York have a night club?
Wonderful and intense ping-pong ball game is shown in TV, aroused the great interest of old grandma.
After looking, her click of the tongue praises: "The ball is hit well, the ball is hit well! Looked for an announcer that does not know number unluckily regrettablly! Looked for an announcer that does not know number unluckily regrettablly!!
Small Sun Sun listened to indissoluble the ground asks: "Doesn‘t the family know number how? "Doesn‘t the family know number how??
Old grandma says: "It is two people are playing a ball game obviously, he slants saying is singles. It is 4 people are playing a ball game obviously, he insists stubbornly however is doubles. His minority half, is this is knowing number what? Is this is knowing number what??
One day that Dutch goes to see a movie, that Dutch bought the after of the ticket, walk into a cinema, but passed a little while, went to buy a piece of ticket again, walk into a cinema again, young lady of carry out ticket feels very strange, but still sell him, the result passed one minute again, see that Dutch moves toward wicket wicket again, bought a piece of ticket again, is this young lady of carry out ticket asks he says to had bought a ticket, be bought again even why on earth, that Dutch is very angry say me how Mo knows, every time I walk into a cinema, have a person the ticket rip off me.
Base Mu visits castle of an ancient time, the tourist guide of a place is encountered in the doorway, entered Gu Bao together with him. On the road base a fokelore that Mu remembers place suddenly, ask the tourist guide says: "Hear of this ancient fort be haunted, be? " " jest, I lived more than 300 years in this, also had not heard of! Also had not heard of!!
See a book be returned so that want to read content actually, a book that a classmate says with me he has been read just makes a mind, cry " since ancient times the hero gives a boy " , before 3 characters of book intermediary carry on are: Minister change, cai Lun, still have Zheng He. You should the collective part that can discover these 3 people.
Finished class, I discover the teacher‘s book still is put on the table however, then I run over rapidly to take a book, gladly say " ha, the teacher forgot to take away the book, I hide it, see him issue section class how to go up. " I just should take a book, the portfolio that discovers a teacher again also is in aside, then gladder, "Too good, the teacher forgot even portfolio to take. " at that time the classmate says to me in a low voice: "The teacher still is done not have. "The teacher still is done not have..
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